Men Arrested in African Penis Theft Scandal

Police in the Democratic Republic of Congo have arrested 19 men accused of using witchcraft to steal men’s penises.
Surprisingly this is not an unusual thing to happen in central and West Africa.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423
Curse tablets discovered in Greek well

Photo source: CHRIS HELLIER/CORBIS/GETTY
If you were trying to send a message to the gods of the Underworld throwing them down a well seems a fairly logical place to start.
https://www.newsweek.com/curse-tablets-gods-underworld-well-ancient-greek-cemetary-1485886
Satanic Tree Causes Concern

Mr Peter Finch noticed that a recently cut tree stump bore an uncanny resemblance to the fallen angel himself.
“Hopefully we won’t get visits from worshippers of Beelzebub coming to pay their respects, it might become a focal point!”
We suspect Pete won’t have too much to worry about!
https://www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/environment/can-you-see-satan–tree-stump-1392513